Nyaah... Dept.

Leslie?

There's less of the New York Times.
I fear mal chance has come
(From readers saving dimes)
To pinch the silken bum.

There's less of the New York Times,
'Tis no surprise, but steady;
With the daily news it mimes,
And its ethics shrunk already.

There's less of the New York Times,
Da big Manhattan 'rumah'
Where Keller rings the chimes
For dread and a bigger Umma.

There's less of the New York Times,
Thus shrinks Michelle's fish wrapper.
And thus we end these rhymes;
There's less for my two-hole crapper.

   posted by Stephen at 9:32 AM | Plink