You Aren't My Sunshine Dept.

Now the Oreo cookie is under attack.

Oreo Rotundo

Little Stevie Joseph, not so little now,
May have found a way to change a cookie to a cow.
Little Stevie Joseph, has trans-fatty woes,
Girdeth he to battle growth of tissues adipose.

Little Stevie Joseph, fighting for us all;
Fat is hidden out of sight in cookies big and small.
No one knows the dangers? Knowledge in the lurch?
Forty pages show up in a single Google search.

Little Stevie Joseph, ate it all for years,
Hydrogen is flowing back as deposition nears.
He consumed the goodies—cookies, pie and bread,
What became of all the fat? Gone straight to his head.

Little Stevie Joseph, California’s pride.
He may join the TLA with pockets deep and wide,
Grab a lot of moo-lah, at the plaintiff’s rail
And help to buy a Senator if one comes up for sale.

   posted by Stephen at 11:15 PM | Plink