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   Saturday, December 07, 2002

 
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On November 12th of this year, fifty women from Marin County California went to a deserted field, took off all their clothes, and arranged themselves on the ground so as to spell out the word "PEACE." It was reported that this was done to make a statement that would be sure to be noticed.

Ditty Bares Peacenik

If you went out in the woods last week,
You met with a big surprise.
Naked women for PEACE were there,
A tangle of arms and thighs.
They all laid down to spell it out,
Lest any of us should be in doubt,
That peacenik women were there to make a staaaaatment.

If you went out in the woods last week,
You gathered a thing or two.
That naked women for PEACE were there,
But none of them had a clue;
That Taliban would stone them dead,
And from Saddam there's rape to dread.
Out there in the East they'd die for such a staaaaatment.

Statement time for peaceniks bare,
The kind of folks who blare
The symbols that keep them feeling fine.
See them without underwear,
And watch them work for peace while they recline.

Defend us they will never shout,
They're so upset about
Reality, they don't dare.
At six o'clock the news will report all the lists of needless dead,
Because appeasement shows they CARE.

If you went out in the woods last week,
In a clearing by the tree.
Naked women for PEACE were there,
But sans their wine and brie.
The Sharia would them all behead,
Their Eastern Sisters live in dread,
But they couldn't care, they're blinded by their staaaaatment.

   posted by Stephen at 9:53 AM | Plink





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