Tuesday, December 17, 2002
Now that his Bancroft prize is gone too, the jumpin’ jollity of
an old campfire favorite helps bring the mood
very close to “Nya nya na nya nya.”
Good.
Bellesiles Lament
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He's been workin’ hard to railroad
All the NRA.
He was makin’ up the whole load
Just to smooth the Bradys' way.
For his head the Blogs were shouting,
Rising up so early him to scorn.
Peers began to see his flouting,
For Emory, a thorn.
Mikey had to blow
Mikey had to blow
His professorship was shor-or-orn.
Mikey had to blow
Mikey had to blow
His professorship was shorn.
Trouble in the Hist’ry Department,
Can’t invent your sources you know-oh-oh-oh,
Trouble in the Hist’ry Depaaaart-ment…
Integrity, or out you go!
(OK, the lament part was made up. Ha!)
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