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Thursday, August 01, 2002Several years ago… On reading the particulars of the impeachment, the old tune Barnacle Bill The Sailor struck me as a perfect bucket to hold slime rendered from this unfortunate story. Hopefully, anyone familiar with the salacious and thoroughly reprehensible character of Bill (the sailor that is), as he was painted in some of the early behind-the-door lyrics, would agree. Part of the fun of song parody is to really ‘perform’ the tune in your head as you read along. 1. Who’s behind the White House door? Who’s behind the White House door? Who’s behind the White House door? Cried the fair young intern. It’s only me from Arkansas, Said President Bill The Liar. The slickest Pol you ever saw, Said President Bill The Liar. From a Governor’s mansion I’ve been sent, To give the Country an ethical dent, From me and my co-president, Said President Bill The Liar. 2. You’re so handsome and so big, You’re so handsome and so big, You’re so handsome and so big, Cried the fair young intern. Well come right in my pretty child, Said President Bill The Liar. That thong’s about to drive me wild, Said President Bill The Liar. Here have a cigar! No danger lurks; The staff will cover for me, the jerks. When I know you better we’ll shoot the works, Said President Bill The Liar. 3. Here I am beneath your desk, Here I am beneath your desk, Here I am beneath your desk, In the Oval Office. I’m on the phone with Senator X, Said President Bill The Liar. That feels great, don’t call it sex, Said President Bill The Liar. Bring every chick on the Capitol Mall, I’ll work my will, and that’s not all, Still, Smeal and Ireland want my call, Said President Bill The Liar. 4. What if Hillary finds out? What if Hillary finds out? What if Hillary finds out? Cried the fair young intern. She’ll rant and rave and scream and pound, Said President Bill The Liar. But come what may, she’ll hang around, Said President Bill The Liar. As it was in Arkansas before, The power’s here and she wants more. Conviction means she’s out the door, Said President Bill The Liar. 5. Won’t the Country be upset? Won’t the Country be upset? Won’t the Country be upset? Cried the fair young intern. We’ll spin ‘em around to save our name, Said President Bill The Liar. While the Media says “we’re all the same” Said President Bill The Liar. If it’s private vice it’s no big deal, I’ll break the law, lie, cheat ‘n steal, ‘Cause only poll results are real, Said President Bill The Liar. 6. What is all of this about? What is all of this about? What is all of this about? Cried the fair young intern. I hate this Land and all that’s dear, Says President Bill The Liar. To save myself is why I’m here, Says President Bill The Liar To prove good values are only murk, Contempt’s the way to make it work. If you’re all fools then I’m no jerk, Says President Bill The Liar.
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