Ewywadlam (Welsh air)

Are you loving your carbs,
   Fat in cooking you’re fond?
Do you nibble or wolf—
   Gastronome or gourmand?
Do you crave real food
   From true kettle and pan?
Cook from Eat What You Want,
   And Die Like A Man.

For the lightest in biscuits,
   Killer chicken fried steak;
Rich blissful potatoes;
   Oy! chocolate cheesecake!
Enjoy with his coffee
   Triple cocoanut flan;
All from Eat What You Want,
   And Die Like A Man.

Here are thirty good recipes
   Each with a tale.
All humorous, witty
   And droll without fail.
Don’t fret at your waistline,
   Count pounds with dismay
The author’s so funny,
   You'll laugh ‘em away.

If you crave real food
   And would laugh while you can,
Read it! Eat What You Want,
   And Die Like A Man.

   posted by Stephen at 11:10 PM | Plink